Hey, Healthboy!

Take a look at yourself, tell me what you see
I’m standing in the shadow of my former me
That’s when I heard him calling from above
He said tell me the foods that you love
I love pizza, and burgers with extra cheese
He told me that’s too many calories
Hey, Healthboy! - What should I do?
Hey, Healthboy! - Tell me your views
Hey, Healthboy! - Should I eat legumes?
Hey. Healthboy!
“What you need my son is a healthy plan to flush the toxins
from your glands. Have an avocado”
So, I went with him to the healthfood store
I bought it all but I needed some more
“We must flush the fats to gain control”
As he shoved that lettuce down my digestive hole
Well. the weeks went by and the pounds came down
But I ate chocolate cake (while he wasn’t around)
Hey, Healthboy! - What can I do
Hey, Healthboy! - I’m so confused
Hey, Healthboy! - I hate legumes!
Hey. Healthboy
“Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda”
Now I look at myself, I’ll tell you what I see
I’m a whole lot thinner but a lot less free
No sugar, no fats, no cholesterol
I’ve gotta call the one whose eight feet tall
Hey, Mr. Health - I hate this diet I’m on!
Well this diet is not for everyone.
Hey, Healthboy! - I know what to do
Hey, Healthboy! - I’m no longer confused
Hey, Healthboy! - I don’t need your food
Hey. Healthboy! - I’m not eating legumes!
“Suck on some sassafras, you piece of oat.”

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